crazy money

SALT LAKE CITY — There are probably a million ways Jerry Mika could
spend $2 million dollars. Trouble is, he couldn't cash the check.
Expecting a $15 refund from the Utah Department of Commerce, the Draper
man opened his mail recently to find a $2,245,342 check.

"I kept
trying to find a way to make it legitimate so I could cash it," he
said. "I did think about all the things I could do with the money ...
who wouldn't?" ...