Always shut down internet communications and land lines BEFORE you launch that "Space Rocket" from Greenland. Then the Chinese can't bitch! Let's face it..."embedding" journalists with military forces in Iraq didn't work as well as hoped. There's just too much sympathy for "innocent iraqi women and children" to ALWAYS pull for the US soldier. It got dicey. So, if too much information isn't the way to go...why not try ZERO-DATA-TOLERANCE for the next invasion.
Assuming that we're going to let "Kali-Worshipping" India have Nukes...that means "Iran" is our current invasion target. My New Years prediction is that on or about February 17th, 2008..US news sources will get wind of some sort of "strange event" in Iran!
I'm not yet sure what the event will be. But it's possible it will be some sort of "political" embarrassment to "AhmuckIhackedupanOystermenipod". (thank god for spell check, wouldn't want to offend). Some political embarrassment like his "Brother in Law" works for CalTex in Southern Pakistan. (Bush family owns CalTex).
Or maybe it's some sort of "personal" problem for President "Ahmuch--enipod"..like he switched from the state religion of "Mohammedism" to "Baptist"...just like Tony (who's your god?) Blair switched from "Bush-ass-kism" and British State religion of "Angliqueen Ass Kissm" to "Catholi-nazi-pope-ass-kism".
Not really much change at all, unless you're Laura Bush and tired of George "milking stallions". Of course, Blair waited to switch until after the "Pope" became a "Nazi" but you understand! Better to kiss a "nazi" pope's ass than a "Jewess Princess'"..!
Well, I guess we could get some horrible news about President "Ah-mach-clay-aiken-is-cher-izad" like Iran's average citizen is now enjoying the greatest economic boom since the last ice age! or the average Iranian lives 11 years longer than the average American.
Maybe we'll find out that the average 11th grade Iranian Muslim kids score 3 times higher on the Muslim SAT than the average US Senaor. Or maybe the average Iranian spends no more than $18.62 on prescriptions medicines every year.
Maybe well discover that US pharmaceutical companies sell cancer drugs to Iran at at 677% discount. (Just go look it up!) You know..some "news" like that the world needs to hide from Americans so we don't overthrow our "Broke-Back-Double-Ranching-Stallion-Milking-Trigger-Happy-Two-Timing-Drug-Addicted" President.
No, I sense something else will happen. I think it may be something "nuclear". Yes, something military for sure. In the trades we call it "negative air". When it's too quiet..something massive is going to happen...just like the 36 hour period before 9/11. When the CIA ordered Al Qaeda to a communications stop.
Yes, it smells a little like that..but in this case the CIA actually stepped in and destroyed the virtual communication infrastructure between West and East for nearly 27 days. That means, NO contemporaneous informaton can be transferred between East and West except through Satellites!
Don't tell me the "satellites" are gone too? Doesn't make any difference, they are all routed through India, then Germany then New Mexico. That way, the Indians and the British get first dibs on all the Secret Data the Pentagon is giving them!
I guess it's possible the entire US Expeditionary force in Iraq has been obliterated. Of course, no one in American media is even questioning the risk of being utterly out of communications with the most intensive war zone in 50 years. No one ever thinks anymore...at all.
So, why would someone have to completely shut down the Middle East connections? Just one possibility...if you cut off the freaking moles inside the CIA and the Pentagon from warning Osama bin Laden..then maybe...just maybe!
Is it too much to hope for? If they "get" Osama..they sure as shit better get Ali Mohammed or whatever his name is...that will stop Terror forever. Ali-Mohammed...aka "The Jackal"! Could the same man have planned the "Munich Olypics", "the Assassination of Anwar Sadat", the "assassination of Israeli President Sharon", the US Embassy B ombings, Beirut Marine Barracks, WTC l993, 9/11, UN Embassy Bombings?...the same man?
Good Luck! Peking Duck & Cover!
If you find the jackal...and tell me who placed the "PUT Options"..I'll vote for Mc Cain!
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